A comment on Tom Scocca’s Childbirth Is A Precious Rite Of Passage, If You Enjoy Agony, Terror, And Flying Jets Of Blood (oh, come on, Dadspin).

I want to high-five this commenter because, look, I don’t have balls, but this is how I feel about the prospective of having kids, which is to say, PLEASE GOD NO DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE THOUGHT OF CHILDBIRTH OR THOUGHT OF RAISING CHILD.